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15th April 2014

Photo reblogged from NERD ALERT O: with 186,238 notes

liquidlyrium:

deliciouspineapple:

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend

Looks like a Ringneck snake!  These little guys forever stay small and are super helpful for gardens!  They enjoy eating little salamanders and worms that might mess up the plants.  They’re non-dangerous to people and plus even if they were their ITTY BITTY ADORABLE MOUTHS couldn’t (a) get a grip on human skin or (b) pierce it whatsoever.
So love your tiny snake friends!  They are lovely tiny snake friends who want to help by eating nasty things in the dirt.  :>

omg SUCH A CUTIE. SO SMALL! I’m impressed that you saw him! He could have easily been hurt by the trimmer!

TEENY BB SNAKE!!!

liquidlyrium:

deliciouspineapple:

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill

tiny snake friend

Looks like a Ringneck snake!  These little guys forever stay small and are super helpful for gardens!  They enjoy eating little salamanders and worms that might mess up the plants.  They’re non-dangerous to people and plus even if they were their ITTY BITTY ADORABLE MOUTHS couldn’t (a) get a grip on human skin or (b) pierce it whatsoever.

So love your tiny snake friends!  They are lovely tiny snake friends who want to help by eating nasty things in the dirt.  :>

omg SUCH A CUTIE. SO SMALL! I’m impressed that you saw him! He could have easily been hurt by the trimmer!

TEENY BB SNAKE!!!

Tagged: snake

Source: torn-by-dreams

15th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Bex is a Hex with 5,476 notes

wilwheaton:

hunkgame:

aatombomb:

vanityfair:

V.F. Portrait | Neil Patrick Harris
Photograph by Annie Leibovitz. 

God damn.

UM

I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.

wilwheaton:

hunkgame:

aatombomb:

vanityfair:

V.F. Portrait | Neil Patrick Harris

Photograph by Annie Leibovitz. 

God damn.

UM

I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.

Tagged: nsfwsnakeneil patrick harris

Source: vanityfair

14th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Time and Space: The Final Frontier with 4,736 notes

professorpemzini:

pretzel-the-hognose:

I managed to catch Pretzel fixing his face after a meal!

God this is one of the cutest snakes I have ever seen! <3<3<3

Tagged: snake

Source: pretzel-the-hognose

7th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Ah, a lady! Come on, baby! with 36,155 notes

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

Tagged: snake

Source:

27th January 2014

Post reblogged from Balicake for Breakfast with 515,279 notes

faintyoungsun:

beckersher:

youhaveadarkheart:

kimjongillbeats:

wonderwheels:

elastic-bands:

image

how the fuck…..

i reblogged this while watching it

what

It’s never occurred to me that you can win Snake

Anybody else have anxiety while watching this?

D:

This is deeply upsetting to me

Tagged: snake

Source: elastic-bands

23rd January 2014

Video reblogged from Good God Man... with 48,077 notes

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

corgisandboobs:

thishappymess:

corgisandboobs:

It responds to booping.

Imagine just casually washing this giant snake

This snake’s movement can only be described as “buuuut moooooooooom”

awwwhhhhh :3

Tagged: snake

Source: corgisandboobs

13th December 2013

Photo reblogged from not one krogan testicle with 1,833 notes

fluffybumsandscales:

This made me giggle way too much not to share. Cats have such way with reptiles. Lol

fluffybumsandscales:

This made me giggle way too much not to share.
Cats have such way with reptiles. Lol

Tagged: catsnake

Source: 12-gauge-rage

29th November 2013

Photoset reblogged from with 161,851 notes

kev-n:

me avoiding my responsibilities

Tagged: snake

Source: youtube.com

5th November 2013

Photo reblogged from Polkadots and Daydreams with 2,028 notes

Tagged: snakecomic

Source: gemmacorrell

12th October 2013

Photo reblogged from 私のおっぱいの上にミルクを注ぐ with 186,469 notes

attackwithspell:

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

That snake looks genuinely confused.

attackwithspell:

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

That snake looks genuinely confused.

Tagged: snakedog

Source: noisnotme

2nd October 2013

Photo reblogged from KamiDoodles with 37,911 notes

stepone:

oh man look at this teeny tiny snake I bet he’s like ‘yeah I’m gonna eat my weight in blackberry because my weight is comparable to that of a blackberry’
you’re living the dream, tiny snake
living the dream


awwhh

stepone:

oh man look at this teeny tiny snake I bet he’s like ‘yeah I’m gonna eat my weight in blackberry because my weight is comparable to that of a blackberry’

you’re living the dream, tiny snake

living the dream

awwhh

Tagged: snake

8th September 2013

Photoset reblogged from [witty title here] with 127,136 notes

emuftw:

erminex:

kiyza:

Hey Tumblr, how about some cute pictures of giant snakes?

This is Julius, a female albino Burmese python from Germany. You might know her from a viral video a little while back where she showed that she could open doors. She unfortunately passed away last year, but I thought it would be nice to post a photoset. She has a Facebook page in the source with more photos.

Precious baby alert.

The little hat and the bow….:3

Tagged: snake

Source: kiyza

2nd August 2013

Photoset reblogged from Unforeseen Side Effects with 1,856 notes

Tagged: metal gear solidsnake

Source: arterius

5th June 2013

Photoset reblogged from Mentally Impaired with 142,367 notes

geekhyena:

goldenevil91:

edgebug:

pretzel-the-hognose:

[X]

HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED

That’s so cute *.*

Awwwwww!

awwhhh now you made it sad ;;

Tagged: snake

Source: pretzel-the-hognose

16th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Time and Space: The Final Frontier with 18,152 notes

rizafujizare:

mater—tua:

crispysnakes:

mcsprankles:

nastyjungle:

Ahoy, sssailor!

well blow me down

The one with the face in the hat kills me 

/WHEEZE LITTLE SAILOR HAT

Tagged: snake

Source: nastyjungle