That snake is a failure of a predator.
Love how the cat’s reaction is just to keep flicking its tail at the stupid snake
I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?
tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend
Looks like a Ringneck snake! These little guys forever stay small and are super helpful for gardens! They enjoy eating little salamanders and worms that might mess up the plants. They’re non-dangerous to people and plus even if they were their ITTY BITTY ADORABLE MOUTHS couldn’t (a) get a grip on human skin or (b) pierce it whatsoever.
So love your tiny snake friends! They are lovely tiny snake friends who want to help by eating nasty things in the dirt. :>
omg SUCH A CUTIE. SO SMALL! I’m impressed that you saw him! He could have easily been hurt by the trimmer!
TEENY BB SNAKE!!!
Photograph by Annie Leibovitz.
I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.
I managed to catch Pretzel fixing his face after a meal!
God this is one of the cutest snakes I have ever seen! <3<3<3
I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”
how the fuck…..
i reblogged this while watching it
It’s never occurred to me that you can win Snake
Anybody else have anxiety while watching this?
This is deeply upsetting to me
It responds to booping.
Imagine just casually washing this giant snake
This snake’s movement can only be described as “buuuut moooooooooom”
This made me giggle way too much not to share.
Cats have such way with reptiles. Lol
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me avoiding my responsibilities
why he lick me
That snake looks genuinely confused.
oh man look at this teeny tiny snake I bet he’s like ‘yeah I’m gonna eat my weight in blackberry because my weight is comparable to that of a blackberry’
you’re living the dream, tiny snake
living the dream
Hey Tumblr, how about some cute pictures of giant snakes?
This is Julius, a female albino Burmese python from Germany. You might know her from a viral video a little while back where she showed that she could open doors. She unfortunately passed away last year, but I thought it would be nice to post a photoset. She has a Facebook page in the source with more photos.
Precious baby alert.
The little hat and the bow….:3
HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED
That’s so cute *.*
awwhhh now you made it sad ;;
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