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12th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Spectral's Tumblr with 208,341 notes

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

Tagged: snake

Source: mothbug

3rd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Not Yet Awake with 39,706 notes

lizclimo:

and now, a comic about the other kind of football. happy birthday america


eeehhh THE CUTE

lizclimo:

and now, a comic about the other kind of football. happy birthday america

eeehhh THE CUTE

Tagged: snakecomic

Source: lizclimo

3rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Time and Space: The Final Frontier with 208,341 notes

deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN

Tagged: snake

Source: mothbug

21st June 2014

Video reblogged from The Impaler with 253,516 notes

rebornica:

sonlco:

eniqmapopstar:

what

WHAT

WHAT

Tagged: snake

Source: righttrackbaby

19th May 2014

Photo reblogged from I have no idea with 113,493 notes

awwwhhhh!

awwwhhhh!

Tagged: snakecomic

Source: lizclimo

17th May 2014

Photo reblogged from WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR with 1,174 notes

hodgman:

For @jeanniegrigio via Edward Lear.  (at Poets House)

hodgman:

For @jeanniegrigio via Edward Lear. (at Poets House)

Tagged: comicsnake

Source: hodgman

16th May 2014

Photoset reblogged from Nothing But Bad Ideas with 56,973 notes

hipster-queen:

Here’s my final for my Time Arts class. I wrote a comic about my Kenyan sand boa, Boo. 

Tagged: snakecomic

Source: hipster-queen

6th May 2014

Photo reblogged from Randomness Abound with 32,177 notes

babydeathclaw:

I love this loaf.

babydeathclaw:

I love this loaf.

Tagged: snake

Source: anactualiguana

24th April 2014

Photo reblogged from The Whuff Den with 92,416 notes

10knotes:

That snake is a failure of a predator.
Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog


Love how the cat’s reaction is just to keep flicking its tail at the stupid snake

10knotes:

That snake is a failure of a predator.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

Love how the cat’s reaction is just to keep flicking its tail at the stupid snake

Tagged: catsnake

Source: quevidamastriste

15th April 2014

Photo reblogged from NERD ALERT! WHOOOP! WHOOOP! with 217,745 notes

liquidlyrium:

deliciouspineapple:

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend

Looks like a Ringneck snake!  These little guys forever stay small and are super helpful for gardens!  They enjoy eating little salamanders and worms that might mess up the plants.  They’re non-dangerous to people and plus even if they were their ITTY BITTY ADORABLE MOUTHS couldn’t (a) get a grip on human skin or (b) pierce it whatsoever.
So love your tiny snake friends!  They are lovely tiny snake friends who want to help by eating nasty things in the dirt.  :>

omg SUCH A CUTIE. SO SMALL! I’m impressed that you saw him! He could have easily been hurt by the trimmer!

TEENY BB SNAKE!!!

liquidlyrium:

deliciouspineapple:

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill

tiny snake friend

Looks like a Ringneck snake!  These little guys forever stay small and are super helpful for gardens!  They enjoy eating little salamanders and worms that might mess up the plants.  They’re non-dangerous to people and plus even if they were their ITTY BITTY ADORABLE MOUTHS couldn’t (a) get a grip on human skin or (b) pierce it whatsoever.

So love your tiny snake friends!  They are lovely tiny snake friends who want to help by eating nasty things in the dirt.  :>

omg SUCH A CUTIE. SO SMALL! I’m impressed that you saw him! He could have easily been hurt by the trimmer!

TEENY BB SNAKE!!!

Tagged: snake

Source: torn-by-dreams

15th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Bexasaurus-Rex with 8,655 notes

wilwheaton:

hunkgame:

aatombomb:

vanityfair:

V.F. Portrait | Neil Patrick Harris
Photograph by Annie Leibovitz. 

God damn.

UM

I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.

wilwheaton:

hunkgame:

aatombomb:

vanityfair:

V.F. Portrait | Neil Patrick Harris

Photograph by Annie Leibovitz. 

God damn.

UM

I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.

Tagged: nsfwsnakeneil patrick harris

Source: vanityfair

14th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Time and Space: The Final Frontier with 8,595 notes

professorpemzini:

pretzel-the-hognose:

I managed to catch Pretzel fixing his face after a meal!

God this is one of the cutest snakes I have ever seen! <3<3<3

Tagged: snake

Source: pretzel-the-hognose

7th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Ah, a lady! Come on, baby! with 120,811 notes

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

Tagged: snake

Source:

27th January 2014

Post reblogged from Balicake for Breakfast with 555,057 notes

faintyoungsun:

beckersher:

youhaveadarkheart:

kimjongillbeats:

wonderwheels:

elastic-bands:

image

how the fuck…..

i reblogged this while watching it

what

It’s never occurred to me that you can win Snake

Anybody else have anxiety while watching this?

D:

This is deeply upsetting to me

Tagged: snake

Source: elastic-bands

23rd January 2014

Video reblogged from Good God Man... with 47,758 notes

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

corgisandboobs:

thishappymess:

corgisandboobs:

It responds to booping.

Imagine just casually washing this giant snake

This snake’s movement can only be described as “buuuut moooooooooom”

awwwhhhhh :3

Tagged: snake

Source: corgisandboobs