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12th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Bex is a Hex with 210 notes

ammosart:

Searching for my mojo in different places tonight, with much poking about at nothing.  I think this helped a bit.
The sentinel has nice cheekbones.

ammosart:

Searching for my mojo in different places tonight, with much poking about at nothing.  I think this helped a bit.

The sentinel has nice cheekbones.

Tagged: mass effectkaidanart

Source: ammosart

7th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Currently Asleep with 225 notes

draggy-s:

lissykinious:

I don’t know who made this but THIS IS AMAZING!!!!….I’m now imagining him riding a motorcycle, nomnomnom ;)

"Well, that’s not fair.”
"Nm?"
Shepard scowled, lip pulled back and eyes squint in irritation. His eyes, however, were nothing short of playful. “How is it that you wear my clothes better than me?”
The biotic ducked his head, hiding the flattered smile before lifting his head and sending the Commander an incredulous look. “I look no better or worse than you in this jacket.”
"Of course no, Kaidan, and the fatigues just so happen to make all Marine’s asses look as round as 21st century jaw breakers."
"… Take your damn jacket back. I’ll get my own." Kaidan tried to shimmy it off, but was stopped by board, precise palms on his forearms and a nibble to his neck.
"Not a chance."
The Major’s lips couldn’t hold back the ghost of a smile.

source

draggy-s:

lissykinious:

I don’t know who made this but THIS IS AMAZING!!!!….I’m now imagining him riding a motorcycle, nomnomnom ;)

"Well, that’s not fair.”

"Nm?"

Shepard scowled, lip pulled back and eyes squint in irritation. His eyes, however, were nothing short of playful. “How is it that you wear my clothes better than me?”

The biotic ducked his head, hiding the flattered smile before lifting his head and sending the Commander an incredulous look. “I look no better or worse than you in this jacket.”

"Of course no, Kaidan, and the fatigues just so happen to make all Marine’s asses look as round as 21st century jaw breakers."

"… Take your damn jacket back. I’ll get my own." Kaidan tried to shimmy it off, but was stopped by board, precise palms on his forearms and a nibble to his neck.

"Not a chance."

The Major’s lips couldn’t hold back the ghost of a smile.

source

Tagged: mass effectkaidanartfic

Source: whyareyoupixelated

7th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from not one krogan testicle with 336 notes

majorkaidanalenko:

affectionate:

“and there are benefits to that happiness” is just another way of saying “please excuse me i don’t mean to be rude but tonight i’m fucking you

image

Tagged: mass effectme3shepardkaidan

Source: dragondances

2nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from don't get too close with 138 notes

artsyneurotic:

experimenting with brushes, simple shapes and minimal linework

artsyneurotic:

experimenting with brushes, simple shapes and minimal linework

Tagged: mass effectkaidanart

Source: artsyneurotic

28th March 2014

Photoset reblogged from Andraste's flaming knickers with 797 notes

Tagged: mass effectshepardkaidan

Source: sheptsoni

26th March 2014

Photo reblogged from small dirty bathtub with 87 notes

spicyshimmy:

strawbeki:

i used to draw serious thingsthen i gave up. 

Shepard knew survival. He knew dirty diplomats, crooked politicians, and idealists who might not make it past their first term in office—but he was damn well going to do his best to see to it that they did. He knew turians, Kesslers, and model ships. He was a varied guy, with all kinds of diverse interests: like Blasto movies and a hundred and one party facts about the galaxy’s most famous hanar. 
And, he thought, it wasn’t too far of a stretch to think flirting was somewhere on that list. 
'I don't believe I've had the pleasure of you serving under me,' he told Kaidan Alenko. 'Don't you think it's time to rectify that?'
For years, he had no idea why it didn’t work. Eventually, he figured he should’ve gone with an Enkindle me, maybe? and that might’ve been the end of it.
*
Their first date—years in the making—went better than expected, considering how most of Shepard’s dates involved thresher maws and planets being blown up and massive losses to multiple fleets.
And those were the good days. 
This date had beer, sandwiches, hands held over a cafe table, and Kaidan Alenko in the captain’s cabin that night, kissing Shepard under the stars. Nobody tried to kill them, not even once.
Then, in a voice that sounded and tasted like a dry brew, mouth still so close to Shepard’s and body even closer than that, Kaidan said, ‘You know, soldier… I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure of you serving under me.’
Enkindled. Bam. In no time flat. 
'Don't you think it's time to rectify that?' Shepard asked. 

oh gods Kaidan’s expression!

spicyshimmy:

strawbeki:

i used to draw serious things
then i gave up. 

Shepard knew survival. He knew dirty diplomats, crooked politicians, and idealists who might not make it past their first term in office—but he was damn well going to do his best to see to it that they did. He knew turians, Kesslers, and model ships. He was a varied guy, with all kinds of diverse interests: like Blasto movies and a hundred and one party facts about the galaxy’s most famous hanar. 

And, he thought, it wasn’t too far of a stretch to think flirting was somewhere on that list. 

'I don't believe I've had the pleasure of you serving under me,' he told Kaidan Alenko. 'Don't you think it's time to rectify that?'

For years, he had no idea why it didn’t work. Eventually, he figured he should’ve gone with an Enkindle me, maybe? and that might’ve been the end of it.

*

Their first date—years in the making—went better than expected, considering how most of Shepard’s dates involved thresher maws and planets being blown up and massive losses to multiple fleets.

And those were the good days. 

This date had beer, sandwiches, hands held over a cafe table, and Kaidan Alenko in the captain’s cabin that night, kissing Shepard under the stars. Nobody tried to kill them, not even once.

Then, in a voice that sounded and tasted like a dry brew, mouth still so close to Shepard’s and body even closer than that, Kaidan said, ‘You know, soldier… I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure of you serving under me.’

Enkindled. Bam. In no time flat. 

'Don't you think it's time to rectify that?' Shepard asked. 

oh gods Kaidan’s expression!

Tagged: mass effectshepardkaidanartfic

Source: strawbeki

17th March 2014

Photo reblogged from The Whuff Den with 308 notes

antivacrows:

fuckin dorks

antivacrows:

fuckin dorks

Tagged: mass effectshepardkaidanart

Source: dragonageyaoi

14th March 2014

Photo reblogged from don't get too close with 149 notes

kittymills:

bloglukisberhantu:

[4:39:06 PM] pissholes: what if kaidan was lactose intolerant
[4:39:19 PM] pissholes: and everytime he forgets to order steak sandwiches without cheese
[4:39:21 PM] pissholes: he farts

LMAO

Awww this is actually cute

kittymills:

bloglukisberhantu:

[4:39:06 PM] pissholes: what if kaidan was lactose intolerant

[4:39:19 PM] pissholes: and everytime he forgets to order steak sandwiches without cheese

[4:39:21 PM] pissholes: he farts

LMAO

Awww this is actually cute

Tagged: mass effectkaidanshepardcomic

13th March 2014

Post reblogged from Enkindle This: with 54 notes

spectremassani:

queerinserenity:

find me in the dark room of secret Kaidan pairings you want to take to your grave

to enter, all you have to do is ship Kaidan with not-Shepard and not-Ash

you’re embarrassed? that’s okay, we can be embarrassing together and i will shoulder everything sssshh c’mere

image

Kaidan/Zaeed and not even sorry.

KAIDAN/JAMES 5EVER

Tagged: mass effectkaidan

Source: queerinserenity

10th March 2014

Photo reblogged from Caffeinated Crack-Art with 496 notes

wenchlatte:

gigaguess:

ragno11:

This is the first picture I post, and it was time!!!! Finally, after an eternity I can give a bit of pepper to all those who want more. Thank you for the support that you give me on deviantart. Your rhapsody4u! See Ya! ;)

Might pique spectremassani's interest, so Imma just leave this here…


I just broke my brother, sending him this link.

whoaaaaaaaaaaaarrr

wenchlatte:

gigaguess:

ragno11:

This is the first picture I post, and it was time!!!! Finally, after an eternity I can give a bit of pepper to all those who want more. Thank you for the support that you give me on deviantart. Your rhapsody4u! See Ya! ;)

Might pique spectremassani's interest, so Imma just leave this here…

I just broke my brother, sending him this link.

whoaaaaaaaaaaaarrr

Tagged: mass effectshepardjamesstevejokerkaidanNSFWart

Source: ragno11

4th March 2014

Photo reblogged from Someone got hit in the boingloings with 1,668 notes

milch-tuete:

They’ve been requested quite often in the last time and it made me start replaying ME3.


babies

milch-tuete:

They’ve been requested quite often in the last time and it made me start replaying ME3.

babies

Tagged: shepardkaidanmass effectart

Source: milch-tuete

18th February 2014

Photo reblogged from Eloquent as Fuck with 4,553 notes

littleclaypot:

phdfan:

altmaled:

sorry i can’t hear you over how perfect my new phone wallpaper is
PERFECTTTTT

oh
my
god
i need this

PERFECTION


OHMYGOD

littleclaypot:

phdfan:

altmaled:

sorry i can’t hear you over how perfect my new phone wallpaper is

PERFECTTTTT

oh

my

god

i need this

PERFECTION

OH
MY
GOD

Tagged: mass effectgarruskaidanart

Source: mandyshepard

16th February 2014

Photoset reblogged from Eloquent as Fuck with 910 notes

enrychan:

Poor Kaidan has one of his excruciating migraines :(

Tagged: mass effectkaidanart

Source: enrychan

16th February 2014

Photoset reblogged from the s.a.c. with 967 notes

No matter what happens, we’ll always be a team.

NO

Tagged: mass effectashleykaidan

Source: theillusivewoman

16th February 2014

Post reblogged from Enkindle This: with 305 notes

hawkeeffect:

Kaidan watching Shepard in the apartment

Kaidan thinking it could be their apartment

Kaidan forgetting for just a moment that there’s a war and they’re soldiers and there’s still so much to do and impossibilities to face

Kaidan watching Shepard forget it too if only for a minute

Kaidan finding himself lingering on a display of engagement rings when they’re out shopping for party supplies

Kaidan waking up the next morning with Shepard in his arms without the whir of a ship engine forcing them out of bed

Kaidan going back to the ring display and tucking a small package into his pocket before joining up with the crew in Docking Bay D-24

yes

Tagged: mass effectkaidan

Source: hawkeeffect