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2nd June 2014

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wellthatsadorable:

If you’re like me and it doesn’t feel like a really successful Sunday unless tears of joy burst out of your body, consider this Sunday a SUCCESS!

Tagged: animals

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16th May 2014

Photoset reblogged from you're nobody til somebody loves you with 68,640 notes

poyzn:

Animals that are really awesome.

Tagged: animals

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6th May 2014

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liquidlyrium:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Pet Animals by Adam Ellis

Previously: Animated Animal Facts

For Dane the “Maybe” section should be labeled “Butt Dance Button”

I have two cats; one is very specific in which areas you are allowed to pet her on  - only the head and upper back, nowhere else is OK. Then the other one, he’s totally fine with everything. 

Tagged: animals

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2nd May 2014

Photoset reblogged from Welcome to my getaway with 278,672 notes

anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.

Tagged: animals

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26th April 2014

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agelfeygelach:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

two animals that evolved completely different strategies for basically the same purposes, meeting. The result is nose-to-nose boops.

agelfeygelach:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

two animals that evolved completely different strategies for basically the same purposes, meeting. The result is nose-to-nose boops.

Tagged: animals

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28th March 2014

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hallo-spaceb0y:

This is the best story about guinea pigs ever.

hallo-spaceb0y:

This is the best story about guinea pigs ever.

Tagged: animals

Source: hellomrgasman

17th March 2014

Photoset reblogged from Tumblr of a Phoe with 25,592 notes

kakapokitty:

karojunk:

avianawareness:

YES! Bird shaming! I need to make one regarding Piko searching for my cellphone to further tear my otterbox to hell.

My budgie used to wreck cardboard.

If you left a birthday card in his room when he was out nom nom nom.

oh it hurts to laugh this much!

Tagged: animals

Source: avianawareness

13th March 2014

Photo reblogged from Fuck the Divine with 2,021 notes

dogshaming:

African Grey Shaming?
"IT HAS BEEN: 000 DAYS SINCE I HAVE BITTEN ANYONE"

dogshaming:

African Grey Shaming?

"IT HAS BEEN: 000 DAYS SINCE I HAVE BITTEN ANYONE"

Tagged: animals

Source: dogshaming

5th March 2014

Photoset reblogged from Folie a deux with 217,154 notes

pleatedjeans:

22 Adorable Animal Firsts

Tagged: animals

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18th February 2014

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Tagged: animals

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11th February 2014

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idigyourgirlfriend:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows [boredpanda]

Previously: Animals Wearing Dinosaur Costumes

SQUEE!

the bulldog and the cat…I can’t

Tagged: animals

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10th February 2014

Photoset reblogged from Aro to the knee. with 11,754 notes

kenshiro28:

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dwaynetherockjohnson:

thekumazone:

chicago-owlbutts:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

From Russia with love: The doting father bear who can’t help cuddling his cub

This is the touching moment a baby bear gets swept up in a big cuddle - from her affectionate father.

What makes the photographs, taken at a zoo in eastern Russia, so fascinating is that most male bears have nothing to do with their cubs and leave the rearing to females.

But Balu is more hands-on than most with four-month-old daughter Diva and is content to give her a proper bear hug.

He even appears to be blowing a raspberry on her tummy while mother Masha looks on. Keepers at Primorsky Zoo in Russia were stunned by Balu’s unusual devotion to his daughter.

Zoo director Elena Aseidulina, 34, who took the photographs, said: ‘The father, against all laws of nature, is very caring and loving with the cubs.

‘Normally, it is the mother that looks after the children, but Balu is the exception.

‘He is a real example of a good father.’

Balu and Masha have been living at the zoo since 2002 after they were rescued by Russian militia from poachers. The pair have settled in well - and are clearly enjoying their roles as parents.

Keepers also noticed that Balu has taken on nearly all the traditional ‘female’ roles carried out by brown bears - including teaching their young about the dangers of the world.

Miss Aseidulina said: ‘Balu taught Diva to swim in the pool - she looked to her mother for help but Masha was totally calm and obviously trusted her “husband”.

‘Balu would hold her under water to teach her that swimming is an essential skill for a bear - but he always knew how long she could stay under for, and would pull her out and keep her safe.

‘When Masha is feeding Diva, 14-year-old Balu waits patiently for his turn to play with her.’

The zoo director added: ‘Once, I saw him patting the mother’s paw as if to say “Hurry up, it’s my turn to play!”’

‘It always takes my breath away when I see them playing like this.

‘It just makes you realise that these animals have the same feelings as we do. I wanted to take pictures to show others how touching and heartwarming these animals can be.’

BEARS, YOU GUYS.

OH MY GOD HOW CUTE

omg ber feels

ganon

I REBLOGGED THIS ARLEADEY BUT I DON’T CARE IT’S LITERALLY ME IN A PHOTOSET!!!

Omg cute as heck

Oh god I’m dying

Tagged: animalsbears

Source: Daily Mail

7th February 2014

Photo reblogged from Douglas loves Anders with 29,645 notes

That’s friendship!

That’s friendship!

Tagged: animalspandaswinter

Source: danielodowd

7th February 2014

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markargent:

jackhowardvevo:

headlikeanorange:

Rufous elephant shrew (Hidden Kingdoms - BBC)

NOOT NOOT 

NOOT NOOT


CUTE

markargent:

jackhowardvevo:

headlikeanorange:

Rufous elephant shrew (Hidden Kingdoms - BBC)

NOOT NOOT 

NOOT NOOT

CUTE

Tagged: animalsshrew

Source: headlikeanorange

1st February 2014

Photoset reblogged from Aro to the knee. with 121,119 notes

universalequalityisinevitable:

Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.

Tagged: animalsanthropology

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