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23rd September 2011

Photo reblogged from No Orders at the Window: Unsolicited Life Stories with 114 notes

hamburgerjack: thewoofles: archer-and-anders: Look at this! Look at this fucking dog my tumblr friends! Look at his arrogant face…such a little bitch! Next to that dog is my motherfucking homework. He ate it. He fucking took a bite out of it. Well you know what, Loki? I think cholinergic agonists taste good too. Thank the Maker I’m in vet school where ‘dog ate my homework’ actually happens. That is fucking hilarious! Cute doggie! HE SO HAPPY! I LOVE YOU DOGGIE OM NOM NOM PAPER SO GOOD! XD “But Mommy…the paper tasted so nice and the ink smelled wonderful…I couldn’t not at least have a nibble…you still love me, Mommy don’t you? Don’t you?” Loki put on his best kicked-puppy look to convince his Mommy to forgive him. He wondered briefly if it would be appropriate to include a little tail-wagging too, but decided against it - Mommy might interpret it as him trying to be funny. Ashley ran a hand over her eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose. “Maker’s balls Loki. You can thank your lucky stars that I happen to go to vet school where ‘the dog ate my homework’ is an actual valid reason for not submitting one’s homework in time or I swear, you’d be sent to live with the neighbors for a month. They have kids! And a cat! So you just think on that next time you feel that my homework tastes better than the premium range DOG food I buy you.”***love this so much :) thanks for sharing hon! xx

hamburgerjack:

thewoofles:

archer-and-anders:

Look at this! Look at this fucking dog my tumblr friends! Look at his arrogant face…such a little bitch!

Next to that dog is my motherfucking homework. He ate it. He fucking took a bite out of it.

Well you know what, Loki? I think cholinergic agonists taste good too.

Thank the Maker I’m in vet school where ‘dog ate my homework’ actually happens.

That is fucking hilarious! Cute doggie!

HE SO HAPPY!

I LOVE YOU DOGGIE

OM NOM NOM PAPER SO GOOD! XD

“But Mommy…the paper tasted so nice and the ink smelled wonderful…I couldn’t not at least have a nibble…you still love me, Mommy don’t you? Don’t you?” Loki put on his best kicked-puppy look to convince his Mommy to forgive him. He wondered briefly if it would be appropriate to include a little tail-wagging too, but decided against it - Mommy might interpret it as him trying to be funny.
Ashley ran a hand over her eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose.
“Maker’s balls Loki. You can thank your lucky stars that I happen to go to vet school where ‘the dog ate my homework’ is an actual valid reason for not submitting one’s homework in time or I swear, you’d be sent to live with the neighbors for a month. They have kids! And a cat! So you just think on that next time you feel that my homework tastes better than the premium range DOG food I buy you.”

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love this so much :) thanks for sharing hon! xx

Tagged: cholinergic agonistsgerman shepherdhomeworkloki you suck as you son of a bitchdog

Source: archer-and-anders

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    FEED ME ALGEBRA
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    BUT HOMEWORK TASTES SO GOOD.
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    I used to have a black German Shepard name Loki. O____________________________O
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    Dude, does no one but me get the irony of the situation? You named your dog Loki! Of course he’s going to cause you...
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    My dogs ate my sis’ certificate some time ago too. That exact face. xD
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