Look at this! Look at this fucking dog my tumblr friends! Look at his arrogant face…such a little bitch!
Next to that dog is my motherfucking homework. He ate it. He fucking took a bite out of it.
Well you know what, Loki? I think cholinergic agonists taste good too.
Thank the Maker I’m in vet school where ‘dog ate my homework’ actually happens.
That is fucking hilarious! Cute doggie!
HE SO HAPPY!
I LOVE YOU DOGGIE
OM NOM NOM PAPER SO GOOD! XD
“But Mommy…the paper tasted so nice and the ink smelled wonderful…I couldn’t not at least have a nibble…you still love me, Mommy don’t you? Don’t you?” Loki put on his best kicked-puppy look to convince his Mommy to forgive him. He wondered briefly if it would be appropriate to include a little tail-wagging too, but decided against it - Mommy might interpret it as him trying to be funny.
Ashley ran a hand over her eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose.
“Maker’s balls Loki. You can thank your lucky stars that I happen to go to vet school where ‘the dog ate my homework’ is an actual valid reason for not submitting one’s homework in time or I swear, you’d be sent to live with the neighbors for a month. They have kids! And a cat! So you just think on that next time you feel that my homework tastes better than the premium range DOG food I buy you.”
love this so much :) thanks for sharing hon! xx